Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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