My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Damn victory sex feels great
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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