He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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