I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Randomize
