your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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