Don't you send me to vm
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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