i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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