Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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