You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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