You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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