does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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