Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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