i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
My penis needs a shock collar
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Randomize