It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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