I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
we made out on top of his cat.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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