you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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