But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
how can u be prego again
I am in a vortex of obligation.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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