it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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