chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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