but the lizard people decide everything anyway
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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