I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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