so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
is it fun? or sober?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Randomize