is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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