I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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