Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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