Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Randomize
