so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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