its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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