think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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