do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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