By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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