My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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