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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
