I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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