I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
