I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Rumble strips road head = magical
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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