so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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