Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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