I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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