called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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