I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
