the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize