haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
