My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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