K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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