im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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