sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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