it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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