The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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