Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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