I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
The adults are the big ones right?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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