I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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