in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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