if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I will pee on everything he values.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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