so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You are the jesus of drinking
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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