he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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